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Is It Okay To Purchase Your Wife A Roomba For Xmas?

Декабрь 13, 2019

My family and I sat within our respective seats, suffering a barrage of vacation commercials whenever Santa unexpectedly showed up regarding the TV, gushing over some vacuum that is state-of-the-art, based on him, had been the most perfect Christmas time present.

“We need a brand new vacuum,” my wife stated.

“Great,” I responded. “i would like some more gift suggestions for you personally.”

“You’re not receiving me personally that for xmas,” she said.

“It violates ‘The Rule.’”

Oh, yes, The Rule. A decree that, if our marriage were a written agreement used by legal counsel, would read the following:

Those cool little omelet flippers, and even diamond encrusted, decorative lamps under no circumstances will husband present wife at Christmas with ANY product containing an electrical cord, including, but not limited to: vacuums, hair dryers, blenders. Violation of said guideline can lead to instant return of gift to offending retail establishment and short-term disruption of interaction, herein described as the ‘silent therapy.’

Incidentally, The Rule will not affect her whenever shopping for my vacation wish list. I would never know how delicious a fruit and kale smoothie tastes every morning if it did, that shiny NutriBullet wouldn’t have been under the tree last Christmas, and.

Nonetheless, my wife’s insistence for a “no cord” Christmas time, along with her wish to have vacuum pressure, has kept me personally having a dilemma as December 25 approaches:

Do she is got by me a Roomba?

I have for ages been captivated by that little contraption that is flying-saucer-like zips around floors, drawing up any such thing with its course. (далее…)